jokes

1 lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe chedte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein mai kya karu..?
Molvi ne dono bazu phailaa k kaha "Aap hamari agosh ma aajaeye"
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Bhikari: saab ek rupiya de do.
Saab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?
Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.
Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu...
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?


Manager: Sorry, but i can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!


Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.



Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!


Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!